For a while now I’ve been keeping a list of possible gift ideas for my husband’s birthday. And they’re all dumb.
- Cuff links
- Storage tower for Xbox
- Wine tour
I mean, sure they’re all fine but they’re missing that something something. You know?
So imagine my joy when, whilst cleaning out my grandmother’s condo, I stumbled across the Rowing Exerciser.
The perfect birthday present
Knowing my husband’s penchant for fitness I just knew this was the perfect gift.
Here’s what the box says: “A new simple way to Improve [capital “I” intentional] cardiovascular circulation. All-purpose body conditioner that help trim and tone stomach, chest, arm, leg and upper back muscles.”
See what I mean? Perfect!
And the best part is, you can store it anywhere! Great for small spaces.
Now, up until this post I was giggling all the way to the wrapping paper stash. But now my tune is changed. Because despite my Rowing Exerciser (excuse me, my husband’s Rowing Exerciser) being straight from the 80s (70s?), a quick Internet search tells me they’re still a hot ticket exerciser today.
Anyway, all I need now is the perfect one-piece leotard to go with the Rowing Exerciser and The Perfect Birthday Present will be complete!