England Top Five(s)

England Top Five

After living in England for the past year I’ve learned a thing or two. And since I like top five lists I thought I’d put everything together in this little ditty for your enjoyment, education, and edification. Not sure about the last one.

Things I have whole-heartedly embraced since moving to England:

  1. Sharon Osbourne is a celebrity
  2. Reality Shows (including but not limited to: The X Factor, Big Brother, Strictly Come Dancing and I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here)
  3. Tennis, darts and gym equipment
  4. The Mighty Boosh
  5. English Breakfast

Things I have begrudgingly adapted to since moving to England:

  1. Belts-as-accessories
  2. Fashion boots
  3. Sparkles
  4. Leg Warmers
  5. Cricket

Things I am still confused by/resistant to:

  1. Constant grey skies/wind/rain
  2. Yorkshire Pudding and really the whole Sunday Roast thing
  3. Premiership League Football (I know I said I wouldn’t leave the UK until I “got” it but I’ve come to accept that it’s a lost cause)
  4. The greeting, “Alright?” instead of, “How do you do?”, “How are you?”, or even, “Hello”
  5. The horrible excuse for coffee that is England (I swear if one more barista asks me: 1) how to make an Americano or 2) would I like milk in my Americano, I will hurt him/her)

After living in England for the past year I've learned a thing or two. And since I like top five lists I thought I'd put everything together in this little ditty for your enjoyment, education, and edification. Not sure about the last one.

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