Oh Crap

As you should know by now, I have a crap job. At Camp Crap-a-lot.

the time I was a janitor

Today was a record high. It was a hot, hot day and people were pooping like wildfire.

I didn’t keep careful count but I figured I plunged almost every toilet at the camp.

(quick math time)

There are some toilets I don’t attend to, so I’m not counting them.

  • The toilets I clean every day: 16
  • The toilets I plunged today: 8
  • Of those I plunged, how many did I plunge more than once: 4
  • Total plunges: 12

I want to say I hate my job, but I don’t. I mean, I can say it but I don’t mean it.

Oh, and a kid got locked in one of the stalls today and it was really funny. In my line of work things like that are funny, anyway.

As you should know by now, I have a crap job. At Camp Crap-a-lot. Today was a record high. It was a hot, hot day and people were pooping like wildfire.