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Vampire Fashion For Extra Seduction Points

Vampire Fashion. Because if you’re going vamp you need to look the part. And that part is good. Looking good, that is.

Vampire Fashion

I found some helpful fashion advice on Wardrobe Advice. Aside from a few styles of vampire dress, I learned looking good trumps all the other rules.

But what are the vampire fashion rules?

Maybe we should talk briefly about why this is important: all the better to seduce you with, my dear

Broken down a step further (do we really need to do this?)…

Female Vampire Wardrobe should include:

  • A commitment to high fashion
  • Form fitting, sexy dresses
  • Black clothes are always classic
  • Tight clothes
  • Shirts with built-in accessories (I swear I’m not making this up)
  • Trench coat worn open

Male Vampire Wardrobe should include:

  • A commitment to high fashion
  • Dark suits with light-coloured shirts
  • Classic vampire: tuxedo with cape, always wins the ladies
  • A good selection of non-faded black clothes
  • T-shirts and button down tops—also good

Also, remember vampires live forever so maybe don’t follow the day-to-day vampire fashion fads. You’ll just end up spending a lot of money on things that won’t last. Go for those lasting trends.

Just say “No!” to fads.

Vampire fashion for extra seduction points

You know, after reading this list of vampire fashion dos I think I’ve learned a lot. And I believe I can spot a vampire now. Here are my best guesses.

Abercrombie Fitch Ad

I like these vampire fashion icons and look! These vampires moonlight as Abercrombie models!

This is like Where’s Waldo? but way easier. More like shooting fish in a barrel. Vampire fashion is amazing.

Vampire’s spotted on the runway even. Wowzers, I’m getting pretty good at this!

I’d like to know a few fashion don’ts but perhaps it’s a non-issue since what would the consequences be?

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Vampire Fashion. Because if you're going vamp you need to look the part. Looking good is important. And I believe I can spot a vampire now.

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