Vampire Fashion For Extra Seduction Points

Vampire Fashion. Because if you’re going vamp you need to look the part. And that part is good. Looking good, that is.

Vampire Fashion

I found some helpful fashion advice on Wardrobe Advice. Aside from a few styles of vampire dress, I learned looking good trumps all the other rules.

But what are the vampire fashion rules?

Maybe we should talk briefly about why this is important: all the better to seduce you with, my dear

Broken down a step further (do we really need to do this?)…

Female Vampire Wardrobe should include:

  • A commitment to high fashion
  • Form fitting, sexy dresses
  • Black clothes are always classic
  • Tight clothes
  • Shirts with built-in accessories (I swear I’m not making this up)
  • Trench coat worn open

Male Vampire Wardrobe should include:

  • A commitment to high fashion
  • Dark suits with light-coloured shirts
  • Classic vampire: tuxedo with cape, always wins the ladies
  • A good selection of non-faded black clothes
  • T-shirts and button down tops—also good

Also, remember vampires live forever so maybe don’t follow the day-to-day vampire fashion fads. You’ll just end up spending a lot of money on things that won’t last. Go for those lasting trends.

Just say “No!” to fads.

You know, after reading this list of vampire fashion dos I think I’ve learned a lot. And I believe I can spot a vampire now. Here are my best guesses.

Abercrombie Fitch Ad

I like these vampire fashion icons and look! These vampires moonlight as Abercrombie models!

christmas-hilfiger

This is like Where’s Waldo? but way easier. More like shooting fish in a barrel. Vampire fashion is amazing.

Isabeli Fontant Vampire

Vampire’s spotted on the runway even. Wowzers, I’m getting pretty good at this!

I’d like to know a few fashion don’ts but perhaps it’s a non-issue since what would the consequences be?

Vampire Fashion. Because if you're going vamp you need to look the part. Looking good is important. And I believe I can spot a vampire now.

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